I AM GRAVITY

axylh:

deathcomes4u:
idiopathicsmile:
orjustbecauseyoucould:
zarekthelordofthefries:
mousathe14:
plume:
OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.
The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.
weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors
my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog
no no, french dogs just be like that
unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

(Source: katswenski)

xxlukemavxx:
“ sohelpmedun:
“ please just read the whole thing
”
what a fucking ride
”

xxlukemavxx:

sohelpmedun:
please just read the whole thing
what a fucking ride

(Source: cowardly-trees)

fierce-katzchen:

slapandticklelol:
cantxs:
revolutionary
i feel a primal anger similar to the catholic church when told the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth
HES LIVING IN 3018

(Source: gendernihilistanarchocommunist)

Skyrim’s color palette

imsobadatnicknames:

-Blurgh
-Hint of a hint of green
-Sitting next to someone who’s thinking about the color yellow
-Blue but like, on low battery
-Tapping your forehead against the forehead of someone who once saw the color red
-Brown but with like social anxiety
-White but like… lowkey white

pirategf:

pirategf:
i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that

(Source: newtkins)

tricornking:

thelordanubis:
tabularojo:
so I’m finally gonna ask, what’s the deal with this girl?
She’s a Japanese LPer with one of those programs that motion tracks your body and copies your motions with a 3d avatar.
Is THAT what she is? All this time, I thought she was one of those advanced AIs people make that someone decided to neurologically develop by having it play video games as a Let’s Player.

(Source: zenigata)

the-ice-castle:

the real progenitor of ‘cool motive still murder’

gleelesbian:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

mostamazingtrees:

it’s the (except to spider) that really gets me

modernangelsuggestion:

angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT
humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA
the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

(Source: princeskittles21)